"traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn" (el-peasant)
08/02/2015 at 14:49 • Filed to: None
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"traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn" (el-peasant)
08/02/2015 at 14:49 • Filed to: None | 2
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I mentioned this in my last post, but it was so hilarious and frightening, I have to elaborate more.
3:00 AM, August 2, 2015.
I woke up from sleep, although not completely. The room was slightly lit up by the moon outside. As I gazed upward, two wasps crossed my field of vision, traveling left together toward the door. One of them held a lightbulb underneath itself.
Never before have I jumped out of bed, flipped on the light, and got dressed faster than I just did. From asleep to wide awake faster than the new Z06 does 0-60. Breathing very quickly and heavily, I cautiously gazed across the bed at the two insects...which instantly vanished. For a second, I scanned the room to see where they went. “ Okay, Surely I was not seeing things .”
Normally during my post-sleep hallucinations, my environment is slightly different than in reality. Not this time. Since I saw my bedroom exactly how it really is, I still a hard time believing that this was a hallucination. But wait...
“...how can a wasp carry a lightbulb?”
1911 Mormon Wasp for your time.
lone_liberal
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/02/2015 at 15:00 |
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Was it an African or European wasp? What is the air speed velocity of a light bulb laden wasp? Ok, that’s quite enough with the Monty Python references.
blacktruck18
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/02/2015 at 15:11 |
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It is possible to sleep while on ‘shrooms. Just throwing it out there.
Agrajag
> lone_liberal
08/02/2015 at 15:15 |
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token_liberal has been sacked.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/02/2015 at 15:28 |
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drugs are bad mmmkay
Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
> Agrajag
08/02/2015 at 16:19 |
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Did he punch a producer
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Agrajag
> Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
08/02/2015 at 16:59 |
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